blooodslut:

does your muse ever get jealous over dumb things even if it’s in another verse they just “[ points ] THAT’S MY FUCKING PERSON

[text] Damn. Jim, promise me when we're done with this mission, you'll come home with me for a week or two. Just us. Together.

[text] Aw, missing your octopus bed partner?

[text] I promise. Shore leave vacation, I’m all yours. I miss you too, baby. And morning sex.

1 week ago
17.Aug.14
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// i’m sorry i just love grumpy cat so much ♥
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING!! Hope it’s been ~awesome~!

I DO LOVE GRUMPY CAT AND I LOVE HIS LITTLE HAT <33

thank youuuu bb! i did have a lovely day c:

2 weeks ago
16.Aug.14
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rixts:

to the people i roleplay with: i live for angst & i will most likely turn things angsty im so sorry

It’s my birthdaaay! c: I’m twenty. So that’s cool~

Vulcan male and female: avarage height and weight

thelittlepalecat:

  • Males height = 2.0 meters (6’6”)
  • Males weight = 70 kilograms (154.3 lbs)
  • Females height = 1.7 meters (5’6”)
  • Females weight = 50 kilograms (110.2 lbs)
  • Body temperature = 32.78°C (91°F)
  • Heart rate = 242 bpm
  • Blood pressure = 80/40

(source: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Vulcan)

YOUR CHANSEY KEEPS STARING AT ME.

imadoctornotablog:

captainofthesky:

imadoctornotablog:

imadoctornotablog:

"Did you eat your vegetables?"

Don’t corrupt the innocent, Jim.

[He manages to keep a totally straight face as Nurse takes away dessert privileges from Jim’s meal card.]

Oh, please. Shaymin is far from innocent.

[He watches Nurse despairingly, holding onto the squirming and cooing Shaymin, reaching for Bones’ face.]

[He looks skeptically from the adorable ball of soft sweet grass to Jim.]

I don’t see it.

[Though that doesn’t stop him from reaching out to tickle the squirming creature’s belly.]

[Of course his own lover doesn’t believe him. Typical. He huffs and plops the little Pokemon into Bones’ hands.]

There, you can cuddle him if you believe him over me.

[Stupid cute little weed who loves being tickled.]

2 weeks ago
13.Aug.14
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