does your muse ever get jealous over dumb things even if it’s in another verse they just “[ points ] THAT’S MY FUCKING PERSON”
[text] Aw, missing your octopus bed partner?
[text] I promise. Shore leave vacation, I’m all yours. I miss you too, baby. And morning sex.
to the people i roleplay with: i live for angst & i will most likely turn things angsty im so sorry
Thank youuu! <3
- Males height = 2.0 meters (6’6”)
- Males weight = 70 kilograms (154.3 lbs)
- Females height = 1.7 meters (5’6”)
- Females weight = 50 kilograms (110.2 lbs)
- Body temperature = 32.78°C (91°F)
- Heart rate = 242 bpm
- Blood pressure = 80/40
"Did you eat your vegetables?"Don’t corrupt the innocent, Jim.
[He manages to keep a totally straight face as Nurse takes away dessert privileges from Jim’s meal card.]
Oh, please. Shaymin is far from innocent.
[He watches Nurse despairingly, holding onto the squirming and cooing Shaymin, reaching for Bones’ face.]
[He looks skeptically from the adorable ball of soft sweet grass to Jim.]
I don’t see it.
[Though that doesn’t stop him from reaching out to tickle the squirming creature’s belly.]
[Of course his own lover doesn’t believe him. Typical. He huffs and plops the little Pokemon into Bones’ hands.]
There, you can cuddle him if you believe him over me.
[Stupid cute little weed who loves being tickled.]